BOY MATH — Charles Darwin Tee

Millions of years. Countless generations. One extremely complicated family tree.

Boy math.

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee features Charles Darwin looking like he's just finished doing some calculations that are going to make a lot of people uncomfortable. Beneath him, the modern verdict: “BOY MATH.”

Natural selection, inherited traits, evolutionary theory — Darwin spent decades connecting the dots. We're pretty sure there was math involved somewhere.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717, this tee combines heavyweight ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and soft garment-dyed finish designed to feel broken-in from the start. Perfect for museums, classrooms, science departments, or casually explaining that humans did not, in fact, descend from the monkey currently sitting at the zoo.

For science nerds, biology teachers, evolutionary thinkers, and anyone who enjoys applying questionable modern terminology to legitimate scientific achievement.

Survival of the calculated.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
• Soft-washed, garment-dyed finish
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk for a more reliable fit
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Tubular construction with no side seams

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron or steam on low heat
• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean