George Washington - Washing a ton Graphic Tee

The father of our country. The father of the dad joke.

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee features George Washington doing exactly what his name has apparently been asking him to do this whole time: washing a ton.

Did George Washington ever scrub down a literal one-ton weight in a wooden wash tub? There is no credible historical evidence of this. Is the joke worth ignoring that fact? Completely.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717, this tee pairs heavyweight ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and soft, garment-dyed finish that feels broken-in from day one. It’s comfortable enough for crossing the Delaware, leading a revolution, presiding over a new nation, or tackling a load of laundry that has somehow become a matter of national importance.

For history nerds, pun enthusiasts, dads, founding-father fans, and anyone willing to commit to a joke simply because the English language accidentally made it possible.

George Washington. Washing ton. We regret nothing.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
• Soft-washed, garment-dyed finish
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk for a more reliable fit
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Tubular construction with no side seams

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron or steam on low heat
• Do not dry clean