Santa Maria - Goat Boat Graphic Tee

The GOAT before boats had motors, GPS, or cupholders.

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee features the Santa María, one of the three ships from Christopher Columbus’s 1492 voyage, paired with the modern nautical verdict: “GOAT BOAT.”

Was the Santa María actually the greatest boat of all time? Debatable. Did it cross the Atlantic, become one of the most recognizable ships in history, and then promptly run aground on Christmas Eve? Also yes.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717, this tee pairs heavyweight ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and soft, garment-dyed finish that feels appropriately broken-in from day one. It’s comfortable enough for crossing oceans, ignoring the suggested route, navigating without Wi-Fi, or confidently declaring your vessel superior despite some unfortunate parking decisions.

For history nerds, sailors, explorers, boat people, and anyone who believes legendary status matters more than a flawless service record.

Santa María. GOAT BOAT. No GPS required.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
• Soft-washed, garment-dyed finish
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk for a more reliable fit
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Tubular construction with no side seams

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron or steam on low heat
• Do not dry clean